Saturday, February 21, 2009

Intensive Care Unit


Recently, my company's mega project was launched and the first week after launching is called ICU week. Me and my teammate, Janna had to do on-site support at the headquarters located somewhere near Jalan Bukit Bintang.

It was a tough week, really tough due to the heavy workload, assisting people, fixing bugs and supporting until night.. Until we felt we were really in ICU and our brains went haywired.


Selepas encounter masalah rumit berpunca dari CM (an application)..
Janna : Cuba tanya Lim.. maybe dia tau.
Ayu : Problem la CM ni.. heee..
Janna : ...
Ayu : Call CM.
Janna : Call Lim.. camna nak call CM?


Selepas tapau J.Co kt Pavillion dan balik ke ofis..
Janna : Ayu nak makan donut guna apa?
Ayu : Pensel.


Selepas berangan dengan seorang ofismet yang hensem..
Ayu : Amboi suka la tu.
Janna : Mesti laa suke.. Nanti bole jumpe dia bila dah balik ke dot90~
Ayu : Err.. J-
Janna : Ee.. tak sabar nak balik ke dot90.
Ayu : Honey, dot90 is our server.


Ketika berborak pasal makanan akibat kelaparan yang tidak semena-mena.
Ayu : Ayu appreciate home-made cakes.
Janna : Ye ke?
Ayu : A'a.. sebab Ayu tak pandai baking.. So Ayu memang.. Ayu memang...
Janna : Ayu memang kek.
Ayu : Thanks, Janna. That's really helpful.


Setelah terasa ingin berkongsi sesuatu rahsia..
Ayu : Ayu bawak selotape. Percaya tak?
Janna : Dalam bilik ni, takde orang nak gune selotape.
Ayu : Fine..
(after 30 seconds)
Janna : Ayu, pinjam selotape.


Ketika sibuk berdiskusi di dalam online conference dengan teammates..
Ayu : Eh, cuba tengok central chat.. baca komen si Edit..Edit.. sapa nama
pompuan ni? Jiewen.
Janna : Lelaki, Yu.


Setelah musykil tentang satu department di tingkat 16..
Ayu : Itu apa? Policy Services ke?
Janna : Donut..


Ketika berebut hotties..
Janna : Ayu amik sisa-sisa Janna.
Ayu : Eh, Janna pun sama jer.
Janna : Eh, manade. Ye ke?
Ayu : Ayu kan dulu suka dia.
Janna : Sekejap je.. Sehari ke dua hari je.
Ayu : Eh. Seminggu tau.
Janna : OK fine. Lamanyaa!


Bila di awang-awangan kerana seekor hotty..
Ayu : Indahnya dunia sampai rasa nak makan kulit kuaci ni.
Janna : Gila.


Ayu : Apa yang kawan Janna setasul tu?
Janna : Siapa yang tersasul sekarang ni?


Kira-kira pukul lapan malam..
Ayu : What are you eating?
Gawry : Burger..
Ayu : Only burger for dinner??
Gawry : Erm.. yea.. what about you?
Ayu : Maggie.


Ketika sedang terlampau kusyuk menumpu skrin komputer, terdengar bunyi bising di sekitar workstation, berpunca dari team LA..
LA 1 : Duud!
LA 2 : Duud? Dad lah.
LA 3 : D-U-D. Dad lah!
LA 2 : D-U-D-E. Duudd!
LA 4 : No, Diudd.
LA 1 came to the whiteboard and wrote, 'Dud. Dude.'
LA 1 : Now the first one is Dad?
LA 3 : Yes. Dad!
LA 2 : Second one is Duud.
LA 4 : Diiiudd!
LA 1 : Duud!
Ayu : So whatever.


Ketika mereka sibuk berkongsi minat mengenai filem-filem fiksyen antarabangsa..
LA 1 : Have you watched Lord of The Rings?
LA 2 : No, I don't like Lord of The Rings.
LA 1 : Hey, the movies are good. You should read the books too.
LA 2 : Nah, I can't follow the story.
LA 3 : How about Harry Potter?
LA 2 : That one is nice.
LA 1 : What's the one coming soon, Half Blood..?
LA 2 : Half Blood Prince.
LA 1 : I think it's Half Blooded Prince.
LA 2 : Half Blooded? Half Blood I think.
LA 1 : Half Blooded Prince.
LA 2 : Half Blood or Half Blooded Prince??
(At this point, I had enough. It's my favourite book they're talking about.)
Ayu : HALF BLOOD PRINCE!
LA 1 & 2 : Ok.



p/s: more coming up soon..

Am I fine?

I hope I am.

I had four blood tests over the few months and my latest result was the worst.

Please pray for me.

Monday, February 16, 2009

My exhilarating weekend


Last weekend, my sister and cousin went down to my place as we planned to go to Times Square's theme park.. saje nak menghilangkan kusut fikiran ni. Siap amik annual leave ari Isnin (which is today) since aku tahu mesti aku exhausted punye.

So, kul 11 sampai KL central.. ingat nak naik KL Monorail tapi manusia berduyun-duyun sampai queue pun takde penghujung. Sebab nak kejar masa, rembat cab je.

Satu hari spend kat theme park, rase penat gile. Bebudak ni steady je. Aku tanya, "Tak penat ke?" Dedua geleng macam nak tercabut kepala. "Takpe, korang tunggu kang kite gi dinner, rileks2.. baru korang rasa penat ke tak." And my theory was right.

Anyway, I don't know why suddenly I am not good with words. Maybe because I'm too lazy to write my own stories in this blog.. or simply because I'm on leave today so I don't feel of doing anything that requires any kind of effort from my brain. So..

I leave it to the pictures below to tell you how exciting it was to be riding those silly amusement rides.

Total rides :
Supersonic Odyssey (4 times) Ketagih naik rollercoaster.
DNA Mixer (None. Fat people are strongly encouraged not to ride this)
Dizzy Izzy (1 time)
Ooort’s Express (1 time)
Spinning Orbit (2 times)
Space Attack (2 times) My favourite!
• Haunted Chambers (1 time) I hate it. Haunted houses always fail to scare me.

Fantasy Trail (2 times)
Crazy Bus (1 time)
Botanic Drive (1 time)
Buddy Go Round (1 time)
Robo Crash (1 time)



In front of Haunted Chambers.



Their second ride. Nampak biase je, tapi gayat do.



@Fantasy Garden.



Riding DNA mixer left a huge remorse inside them. Haha. You've been warned, huns~


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Our 4th ride has turned us into gaga girls.


Balik dari Times Square terus pergi tengok Eden Lake. Macam jahanam cerita tu. Tolong jangan tengok.

Hari Ahad, pergi Alamanda, then hantar diorang balik. Sorang ke Pudu, sorang ke Shah Alam. Balik tu, terus amik kak Raina, gi karaoke pulak. Haha. But at that mo, kepala dah pening.. maybe due to those crazy rides. So on the way tu, aku pun telan actifast dua bijik. Salu makan sebijik je. Tapi pening sangat, so ambil dua. Rasanya tu sukatan biasa untuk adult..

Dah sampai Greenbox.. I felt uneasy with my eyes. Since dah pernah kena alergik ubat, so aku pun capai compact powder, usha mata. DAMMIT! Sah kena allergy lagi. Hellooww.. panadol aje ok.. camne leh alergik lak nieeyy..

Wanna see how I looked like?


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And uuh.. I look so pale.


It wasn't the worst compared to my previous experiences. My whole face was swollen. So, I decided to continue karaoke-ing with my hand busy compressing ice on my eyes.