1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember..
6. Use extra poly grip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act..
8. Make all the noise you want....the neighbors are deaf, too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!
10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
'OLD' IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!' (hahahahahahaha..this is hilarious.)
'OLD' IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
'OLD' IS WHEN... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. (hahahahaha.. good one.)
'OLD' IS WHEN.... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police .
'OLD' IS WHEN.. 'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.
'OLD' IS WHEN... 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot..
'OLD' IS WHEN... An 'all nighters' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
'OLD' IS WHEN.... You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.
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Sorry for the lack of updates. Been falling sick regularly nowadays and was off to a trip to Bandung-Jakarta last week. Will update when I have time.
Take care, guys!