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Melawan takdir..
Menidakkan yang benar...
Mensahihkan yang palsu...
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Mengharungi detik perpisahan...
Meredhakan pemergian...
Melangkah longlai meninggalkan kenangan...
Cita-cita... harapan... dan angan-angan...

- Juz Me... –
11/2/2003 [10.25pm]

Typical Malays....

Maybe most of you have read this.... I even got this article more than once. Who sent it? Malays. It's annoying..very irretating... but true. Why deny? We can get angry.. we can curse whoever wrote this.. but damn.. we must admit, it's so true. Feel hurt when reading this article? If yes....we are juz the same..the typical malays...

Think about it.... till when we want to be like this.. I dunno... Anyway...some people said that chinese wrote this.. if yes [i said IF], i think it's kinda funny.. becoz some of the facts are suitable for them too. Dun get me wrong.. I'm not racist. I've lots of non-malay friends..they're cool. I'm only saying to those..err..typical chinese.. HAHAHA~ Gotcha.

Last word... ENJOY!





01. You MALAY call each other 'BODOH' for fun, and
too 'BODOH' to realize it's an offensive word.

02. You're the LAZIEST person on God's earth.

03. Always update with "lagu-lagu A-
minor", "lagu-lagu rindu" and "wayang
hindustani".

04. Always give a very long honourable speech
start from Duli Yang Maha Mulia, Tan Sri, Puan
Sri, YB-YB, Yang Berbahagia Datuk, Datuk-Datuk,
Datin-Datin, Tuan Haji, Tuan Pengerusi Majlis..
and last sometime least...."rakyat jelata"
sekalian......."terlebih dahulu saya ingin
membuka majlis dengan
asalamualaikuwaramatulahiwabarakatu......"

05. Many Malay ended at "pusat pemulihan dadah"
for common drug abuse.

06. "Air sirap" is the cheapest drink you can
afford.

07. You like to tease and act perverted when
someone with sexual appeal passing by.

08. You self proclaimed from a superior race
(Arabs).

09. You love to eat, especially FREE FOOD.

10. Malay favourite quote = REZEKI JANGAN DI
TOLAK.

11. Malay least favourite word = JANJI MELAYU.

12. Your girls got a mouthfull of chicken's ass
(loudmouths).

13. You can't stand it and always keep on
staring at someone who are better
dressing/looking rather than your back-dated
looks.

14. You wear your shirt more than 4 times before
wash it.

15. You feel it's not right to eat first before
everybody gets their meal (while your meal is
getting cold).

16. You got that annoying habit of wanting
people to acknowledge you.

17. You know for the fact that you are
supersticious (bomohs and dukuns).

18. You know for the fact that Malay jokes are
decently lame and you always force yourself to
laugh when other malay joker telling their lame
jokes.

19. You always try to take advantage on other
people work..

20. You are trained to be a sweet talker.

21. You love to offer drinks to your boss while
polishing his shoe.

22. You always pick on juniors.

23. You don't care if everyone in your
class/office know for the fact that you are
lazy.

24. You are very protective on your seniority.

25. You are quite a slow thinker.

26. You prefer to borrow people's stuff rather
than buy it, but hardly return it back.

27. You also always use other's property without
asking permission.

28. Many of you are not sincere when making
friend with non-malays.

29. You always waste your time in the public
phone talking about "janji-janji manis", "omong-
omong kosong", "aku hidup dalam blues", "Hindi
superstar" and "cinta-sayang". (these are direct
quotes...)

30. Malay most popular ambition...
* to the public = "ingin menjadi seorang insan
yang berguna"
* in reality = to be a clerk, despatch, factory worker

31. Gossip are number 1 favourite past time.

32. Malay favourite magazine are URTV, Mangga,
Jelita, Remaja and Variasari.

33. Mark as "bangsa pendengki" by other race in
Malaysia.

34. When someone giving a speech, a Malay
usually will nod their head (kepala terangguk-
angguk) not to show that they understand, but
just simply to act that they understand in a
serious manner.

35. Deep in the eyes of Malay, the meaning
of "TERSIPU-SIPU BAHASA" and "MALU-MALU KUCING"
are.....
* GREAT APPETITE WITH A VENGEANCE

36. Malay got less friend from other races
because...
* Malay are too proud of their own language
which makes them stuck-up
* Malay also ignore that other etnic groups and
foreign people are willing to learn to speak in
Malay while got other knowledge in other
language. (so now you know why this email is
written in ENGLISH)

37. In Malaysia, people said "wear condom and
don't forget to take a bath with Dettol if you
make love to a Malay".

38. An example of a Malay with good grades =
STRAIGHT C-MINUS

39. A Malay boss are known as
* intimidating his staff
* Sexual harrasing & Blackmailing
* Welcome more family member and friends to join
the company
* Corruption
* Always bring company's item home for personel
use.

40. Malay, as the biggest population in
Malaysia, are always feels threaten with the
minority Christian in the country.

41. Malay chicks always dream to have sex with
White Man but always ended get f*ck by their own
species. (Im sorry if this offended you, but it
was a promise)

42. Most babies found in the bushes and dustbin
are Malay.

43. Most adultery/incest cases are by Malay.

44. Most divorce cases are by Malay couple.

45. Most yuppie wannabes are Malay.

46. Malay man got the habit using sink/wash hand
area to rinse and wash their penis mostly in
their bathroom, hostel and also in the public
toilet.

47. Malay love to make fun at people who use
toilet paper to wipe ass because they love to
touch their sh*t with their hand.

48. Malay knows that other races could not dare
to eat malay food not because of the spices but
because the food was process by their ass-wiping-
hand.

49. Malay use toilet paper in Malay
restaurant/food court/warung to wipe customer's
mouth and hand.

50. A typical malay Ready-to-wear.....
*a long, torn jeans,
*a T-shirt
*a pair of loafers

51. Malays can't live without rice and chilli.

52. A malay who check in a foreign hotel will
cook their food inside the hotel room with water
boiler and a portable mini cooker to save cost.

52. Malay knows their favourite fast
food......KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN hot and spicy.

53. Malay will eat fried chicken and burger just
like in the manner of eating rice with hand "one
hand lean on the table, slouching head to the
plate and other hand with finger close to each
other to enter mouth".

54. Malay toilet always smells like "petai".

55. Malay love to remind people to have their
morning shower but they themself always ended up
having a BO in the afternoon. (BO=body-odour)

56. Backstabbing are malay greatest asset.

57. Cheating in examination or test are
heredity.

58. Malay favourite brand are G.A Blue Jeans,
Lady-like Jeans, a fake Ray-ban.

59. Upper class Malay favourite brand are the
cheapest Versace t-shirt, Malboro Classic
sometimes fake sometimes not jeans, an old
fashion (erik estrada CHIPS) Ray-Ban glasses and
a discount sales Mark and Spencer.

60. Weekend are racing paradise for "Mat Motor".

61. Malay never learn to accept people's opinion
as a giude or challenge.

62. You feel that you had to support Moslem
terrorist just because their are Islam and not
because their are a serial killers.

63. Malay favourite living concept = BIAR PERUT
KOSONG ASALKAN RUMAH CANTIK MACAM ISTANA.

64. The only musical instrument you can play is
a GITAR KAPOK.

65. You Malay will pretend to ignore and deny
that you are typical.

66. You MALAYS dreaming to become rich, but not by
hard
working or studying BUT with ALL KINDS OF SKIM CEPAT
KAYA and STUPID MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING BUSINESS.

67. Dont have money but always want to action -buying
cars
like Waja, Wira and other expensive cars while you
know
you can only afford a KAPCAI.

68. Parents very rich but still go overseas using
govenment
scholarship. Go overseas to enjoy and not to study.

69. You will start to wondering about yourself
after reading this.

Quizzz...Quizzz..

Quite busy at the mo.. busy doing last-minute study..muahaha.. Lusa ader mid term Econz... thank God..it's only 20 MCQs. But nway, that doesn't mean I have to study nothing. My current CGPA really makes me feel like losing my head.. but hehe..here I am..writing this entry..agagaga.. Still got a text book on my lap...but anyway, I still managed to stumble across quizilla and did some quizzes.. ehehehe..jgn mare..



Unity. You Turly Desire Unity. You wish that the
world was together as one, and world peace was
among us. You enjoy sitting in natures peaceful
spots to get away from war and hate.

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in my eyes i see you as mysterious and strange alot
of people wish they could know you better and
you are probably an artist? i really wish there
were more people like you out there..i really
do. (rate?)


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So wut do u think? Dun wanna give it a try?

Mr. Cinderella? Anyone?

hehe...well..aku br je pas tgk cite Mr. Cinderella 2..huhu..lmbt gilers. gosh gosh..oh my goodness... inikah filem yg perlu kite banggekan...? malu nye aku menjadik rakyat mesia....

aku tak tgk pon sampai abis..pasal cd 2 stuck lak.. try 3,4 kali takmo lak dier... aku yg smemangnye tawar ati nak tgk... membatalkan jer hasrat aku utk terus tgk. aku rase takde rugi pepe pun kalu tak tgk..muehehee...

sblom aku tgk cite tu, aku tgk cite lamer...Clueless lakonan Alicia Silverstone. Cambest gak la..not bad.. eventhough taklah kick-ass. tp aku rase cite tuu lebih ok drpd cite Mr. Cinderella 2 tuh...

Lakonan?? Nih aku nak kutuk perabis from A to Z!! Erra? Everyone says she's a good actress.. well she is..but not in this film. Giler haprak menyampah aku tgk. aku tau laa watak Puteri Megawati should be seorg yg lemah lembut....manje.. jelita hebat.. maklum ler, PUTERI. tp Erra gak telah menambah perwatakan yg tersendiri... Mengade2..over manje.. dan kononnye kiut wat muke seposen. tak salah perwatakan manje tuh, tp jgn la melampau2. she got that look, nape nak memalsukan yg asli?

Yusri laks.. omigod omigod.. die boleh berlakon..tp sometimes kaku.. dan serba tak kene. Gaye dan mimik muke die dibuat2..tak natural langsung.. C'mon laa Yusri..takkan nak tumpang populariti bini semate-mate kot??

Lagi sorang... Maya Karin.. die seorg pengacara yg berbakat..tp bkn pelakon maupun penyanyi yg berkaliber. lakonan die, ZERO. yg paling obvious di mate aku, cara lakonan die tuuu... die nak maintain sgt keayuan die sampai menjejaskan mutu lakonan die. Dear Maya, wut were u thinking??

Yg lain..cam ape tuu.. Helmi Gimmick..sori kalu silap, tak igt nama die. MMG TOTALLY OUT! Opie lak bkn takley berlakon..ok jer.. tp tak brape ummph. Anita Sarawak... Astaghfirullahalazim... Ni lah filem Melayu...nak wat lawak sampai terpakse jadikan diva Msia sebongok yg mungkin.. Wut is wrong with u, kak Nita? U got the talent..but u used it in the wrong way!

Wut's worse.. Jalaluddin Hassan. Isk iskk... ni betul ke abg Jalal ni.. Aku paham laa die nak mempelbagaikan lagi watak2 yg penah die lakonkan...skrg die amik langkah brani, try wat komedi. tu bagus tp..caranye salah lah. biar org kate kite bodoh, tapi jgn jadi bodoh!

i know it is wayyy too late to give comments bout this film.. but hey, kire baik laa aku nk tgk filem Melayu. walopun kat vcd cetak rompak. bukan aku beli ar...aku tak beli cetak rompak, pinjam jer.. tanye la rakyat mesia...brape ramai yg brani angkat tgn bile tanye sape peminat setia filem melayu?

dan berape ramai pulak yg tak penah beli cetak rompak..hanye tgk kat wayang atau vcd ori melayu? huhu~

tp..aku ade tgk cite Cinta Kolesterol kat Mid Valley..at midnight lak tuh... bayar lebih laa.. rm10. Seb baik la aku rase berbaloi... crite tu ok gak laa walaupun jln cerite cenih dah basi kalau nak dibandingkan kat luar negara. tp dlm negara, consider still fresh lah.... aku paling suke bab Erra kene maki dek Yusri... mmg yg tuu real.. aku respek. Ape? igt aku ngutuk je ke cite Melayu? Kalau patut diberi pujian, ape salahnye kite puji kan? kalau dah tak elok, aku kutuk laa.. mueheheh..

salamz...

[6.32pm]


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ooohh ooohh..readers, check this out.. there's a joke going around the internet..bout typical malay movies... read it HERE. It's quite funny... I juz had a glance over it..din have much time to read it all.

So lucky that Mr. Cinderella himself or.. Yusry KRU..gave his comment about that well.. JOKE. It's quite interesting.. read it HERE



Credit to www.artismelayu.com and Far-aces.com

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