If God was a Woman...
1. Farts would smell of roses.
2. Babies would come from vending machines.
3. There would be no cellulite.
4. All food would be fat free.
5. Foreplay would last more than two minutes.
6. Sex would smell of chocolate.
7. There would be no queueing for the toilet.
8. All clothes would be made of non-iron fabric.
9. Everyone would receive equal pay.
10. Parking spaces would be bigger!
HAHAHAHAHA~!
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