What are you looking at, Slobberpuss?

I finally had a good rest over the weekend. On Saturday, I managed to cook for the first time after shifting to my new house. Recently my friend told me about Moi. Aku rasa ramai tak tahu kot Moi tu ape. Tapi kalau aku sebut nasi lembik (almost like porridge) dimakan dengan sup, mungkin ramai yang tahu.

Masa aku duduk Kedah dulu, aku suka Moi ni. Dah lebih kurang 13 tahun gak laaa aku tak merasa Moi sampai bebaru ni aku tekad nak masak sendiri. Hahaha. Tapi aku tatau lah kalau dia ada resipi tersendiri. Malas nak google. So aku belasah je. Hehe.

I tak suka bawang goreng, so aku tak letak.

Ha ni lah sebab aku malas masak. Aku tak reti masak portion untuk seorang. Tiga empat kali makan, baru habis. Tadi aku baru masak sayur kailan.. Aku rasa aku masak sikit je.. alih-alih macam empat orang makan. Adoi~ Tu pun aku ambik separuh je daripada sayur kailan dalam peti ais tu. Yang lagi separuh tu ada harapan la terkulai layu. Hahaha. Betul tak, kak Raina?

Lepas makan Moi, lepak-lepak depan laptop then tidur. Haha. Best, lama tak tidur petang. Bangun-bangun, pening.

Then after Maghrib, my friend picked me up at home. Kitorang pergi tengok Transformers kat Pavillion. Weeeehuuu.. it was my second time watching Transformers. Aku memang nak tengok lagi sekali. Kebetulan, kawan aku tanya samada aku nak follow dia ke tak. Dia belanja. Perghh.. THX pulak tu.

Tapi dia pesan, "Pakai baju colour kuning (Bumblebee)."

Aku mula taknak. Dia cakap ala-ala cream pun jadi lah. Semangat gila. Nak jaga hati, aku pun setuju. Then aku tanya, "Berapa orang pergi?"

"Ada lah dalam sepuluh orang kot.."

Mulanya segan. Tapi sebab dia dah pujuk aku beriya-iya.. aku pun pergi la. Satu kereta pakai baju kuning. Sampai-sampai Pavillion, dia bagitahu something.

"Ayu, sebenarnya aku tipu kau.."

"Apa dia?" aku tanya ala-ala penuh tenang. Part mana pulak la dia tipu aku...

"Sebenarnya yang join bukan 10 orang.."

"Habis tu? 20?"

Dia geleng.

"30??"

Dia geleng lagi.

"Sebelas??"

Dia geleng, tergelak.

"Habis tu???"

"Satu hall."

"Woi ko gile?! Tipu lah!" Sah-sah aku tak percaya.

"Tak. Serius. Aku tak tipu. Ko jangan marah ek?"

"Tipuuu!"

Then aku dah start nampak dua tiga orang lain pakai baju kuning gak. Kebetulan je ni..

"Betul, diorang beli satu hall. Tu pun tak cukup, 50 orang lagi hall sebelah."

Terus aku terkedu. Masa tu kitorang dah sampai kat Thai Express. Satu meja panjang, majoriti pakai kuning. Time tu aku tak boleh tak percaya. Pastu aku nampak kat eskelator ke wayang pun ramai pakai baju kuning. Dalam kuning-kuning tu, ada group colour merah.

"Yang tu apsal pakai merah?" aku tanya.

"Optimus Prime."

Kawan aku kenalkan aku pada ramai gila orang tapi yang aku berjaya ingat nama, tiga orang je. Dua daripadanya nama 'Ayu'. Yes, I'm terrible at remembering names.

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Me (wearing the only yellow blouse I have) with my friend, Mad.

Masa nak naik ke hall, semua bersorak ramai-ramai. Happening betul. Dalam hall, masing-masing cheers. Maklum lah.. siapa nak marahkan? Satu hall geng sendiri.

Walaupun aku tak kenal diorang ni, tapi aku suka lah tengok geng macam ni. Happening. Teringat dekat kawan-kawan zaman MMU dulu.. huhu.. Esok kawan aku ajak ke Pavillion lagi. Kawan-kawan dia nak jumpa sebab tak sempat nak kenal-kenal.

Lepas tengok wayang, sempat jugak aku ke Kajang. Amik parcel adik aku yang dah dua kali return. Apsal tahh. Alih-alih aku gakkk yang kena gi collect.

Pity me.

This is my third attempt on writing this entry. Why? Because I want to share with you this one pity story about myself yet it's so hard to put into words.

Sometimes I feel like writing a metaphor story so people cannot really guess what's the real story hidden behind it. At times, I think maybe I just should tell straight away without having to pretend.

But now I feel like an idiot.

Perhaps I should stop and try my next attempt later on.

What a pity.

More than meets the eye.

I went late to the office yesterday since I overslept (finally got a good sleep). I opened my email and logged on to the instant messaging. My friend straight away buzzed me.

Fazlin : uittsss
Fazlin : best tgk movie smlm?
Me : woii best giler.. rase nk bercinta dgn robot
Fazlin : hahahah cis

Then I messaged another friend.

Me : camne Transformers? best?
Eva : woi
Eva : bes nak mati
Eva : giler babi siot. HOTTTTTTTT
Eva : i terus berazam nak jadi megan
Eva : hahaha

That explains it all.

I had an extremely high expectation before watching this movie and it gave me beyond expectation.

I couldn't ask for more.

Maybe because I'm a Transformers fan since I was a kid but I believe everyone will definitely enjoy watching it. The best movie ever.

Frankly speaking, I didn't enjoy watching Harry Potter movies as much as I enjoyed Transformers : Revenge of the Fallen eventhough I am a huge fan of HP.

There are too many memorable scenes to be shared, I cannot decide which one is my most favourite. But of course one of them is the scene when Sam saying goodbye to Bee. Oh God, how cute is that name a robot can ever have? My heart was meltingggg like a burning candle when I saw Bumblebee doing his best to show how broken-hearted he is. I wouldn't have a heart to leave such a loyal cute dazzling-hot companion. No. Never.

Sam Witwicky: Bee, I want to talk to you about the college thing, okay?
Bumblebee: [does a dance] "I'm so excited, / And I just can't hide it..."
Sam Witwicky: Hey! I'm not taking you with me!
[Bumblebee is downcast]
Sam Witwicky: Bumblebee, just hear me out okay. You know freshmen aren't allowed to have cars, that's all it is. It is best for both of us. I know it doesn't sound like it but... you're an Autobot, you shouldn't be living in my dad's garage. I mean you're suffocating in here. Hey will you look at me please? Hey, come on big guy...
Sam Witwicky: Look, the guardian thing is done, okay? You did your job. It's over with. You've gotta be something else, you've got have a bigger purpose then just me, Bee! I can't be the end all deal in your life!
Bumblebee: "What is"... "your"... "purpose"... Sam?
Sam Witwicky: I don't know. I wanna... I wanna be normal, I want to go to college. Everybody has this, and I should be able to experience this. And I can't do that with you.
[Bumblebee bursts into tears; literally, with his windscreen cleaners malfunctioning]
Sam Witwicky: Come on... it's not the last time I'm gonna see you, you know? Come on, don't do that... Bee, you're killing me...
[Bee angrily gesticulates to Sam to go away]
Sam Witwicky: You'll always be my first car man. I love you.

Wheelie clearly has an incredible sense of humour. Bongok punya robot. Kelakar nak mampos.

Pecah perut aku ketawa tengok movie ni. Banyak sangat scene kelakar.

I heard Fly.fm yesterday and this one caller gave a review about Transformers. He didn't sound excited but he obviously enjoyed the movie and one of the DJs teased him asking whether or not he thinks the movie shouldn't have been dragged for hours and they should cut more scenes. The guy answered calmly, "It's the journey, not the destination (what people should appreciate)."

I did feel the movie is quite long but for an incredibly outstanding movie like that, seriously WHO CARES?

Dah lah aku malas nak cakap banyak-banyak. Gi tengok sendiri. Barang baik, sendiri kena rasa. Hahaha.

I LOVE YOUUUUU, BEEEE!!

I'm so proud of you.. *wiping joyful tears*

I know I am irrationally emotional.

Bloody Hell.

My long awaited movie finally shows up!

Transformers : Revenge of the Fallen.

I can't help but I have this extremely high expectation on this movie. I really hope I will enjoy it as much as I enjoyed the first Transformers.

Going to watch with my bb tomorrow at Alamanda. Ouuuuu.. can't wait!!

Aku harap movie ni takkan haunt aku macam first movie. Duk terbangun tengah malam, gi tengok kereta kot-kot transfrom jadi Bumblebee. THAT WAS HORRIBLY SICK, I KNOW.

Last week, me and sharpie went to watch Drag Me To Hell. Since horror movies usually dissapoint me, I went watching without any expectation on this movie.

I sneaked in some steamed groundnuts I bought from Pasar Malam (since I don't like popcorns) and I bought a bottle of Mineral water. I wore a hoodie just in case it's gonna get cold.

I went in the cinema pretty late. By the time I sat down next to sharpie who went inside earlier than me, I saw a boy being swallowed down into so-called hell. I was like, "Err.. ok, what happened?"

But obviously sharpie was too busy enjoying the movie so my question left unanswered. I took out my groundnuts, placed the wrapper on my lap and started eating them with sharpie.

But yeah, it wasn't for long. There are just so many "yuckkk!!" and "ewwwwwwww!" scenes. Kembang tekak dibuatnya. Ergh..

Some of the scenes are quite shocking and scary too. I sat very close to sharpie. She couldn't help pulling my hoodie with her fingers unconsciously. Thank God I wore my hoodie so that I could cover up my entire face except my eyes. Hahaha.

And plus, a guy sitting next to me had this unpleasant strong body odour which I hated so much till I couldn't stop myself from blurting out, "Busuk!".

There was this one scene I was so shocked, I spilled my groundnuts all over my body. Bapak terkejut siyall. The nuts went nuts! Kulit dengan kacang yang diasingkan pun boleh bercampur aduk. Mandi kacang aku malam tu.

Apa yang best pasal movie ni, macamana diorang boleh create horror scenes yang diselangi dengan babak-babak kelakar. Penonton menjerit takut, tiba-tiba gelak. Jerit, gelak. Aku tak pernah lagi la tengok movie seram macam ni. Seram, tapi sempat buat lawak. Cerita seram komedi tu tak kira lah ok.

I don't really like the ending though. But yeah, the ending is not that bad. It left my mouth opened until the credits started rolling.

And I left my mineral water untouched.

Of course I would recommend you guys to watch this movie to enjoy the horror scenes. But I certainly do not advise you to watch if you're this type of viewers who expects very well-defined plots or a typical happy ending.

Just buy the ticket, sit back and scream.


Credits: scrapetv.com for the picture.

The More Boys I Meet

My parents came to my house in SK and guess what they left for me besides a new curtain?



Oh well, my mother took out her red pen and added those two additional things. (yea mom..I perfectly know you're a teacher).

And here's a video I'd like to share, showing Salsa dance. It's not really Salsa to be frank.. but, the dance moves are just way too impressive.




Have you heard a song by Carrie Underwood titled "The More Boys I Meet"? The lyrics are just too hilarious for me. Jangan marah ye lelaki2 out there!

The More Boys I Meet - Carrie Underwood




This boy here wants to move too fast
He sees my future as having a past
Well, I don't think so
I don't think so

That boy there, well he's playin' the fool
He thinks it's funny and he thinks he's cool
Well, I don't think so
I don't think so

Cheap dates, bad taste,
Another night gone to waste
Talking about nothin' in so many words

It's not like I'm not tryin'
'Cause I'll give anyone a shot once
And I...

I close my eyes and I kiss that frog
Each time findin'
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog

Here's this guy, thinks he's bad to the bone
He wants to pick me up and take me home

Well, I don't think so
I don't think so

Cage fights, playstation,
Next game's a Red Nation
Oversized pants with an ego to match

It's not like I'm not tryin'
'Cause I'll give anyone a shot once
And I...

I close my eyes and I kiss that frog
Each time findin'
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog

Why can't they be like the ones that mean everything to me
Warm and loyal
Open and friendly

It's not like I'm not tryin'
'Cause I'll give anyone a shot once

I close my eyes and I kiss that frog
Each time findin'
The more boys I meet, the more I love my...

I close my eyes and I kiss that frog
Each time findin'
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog

The more I love my dog

Where does this pain come from?

I received another two pairs of swimsuits today. This time, they are from Indonesia.

I buy things online occasionally. The receptionist at my office does not bother anymore. I receive mails almost everyday and I guess she's already tired e-mailing me so she'd just inform me using instant messaging. Besides mails and parcels, I also receive postcards from various countries. I knew she read them. Saw it once. I don't mind though. This morning she asked whether I did online shopping and she'd love to know what the sites are.

Recently I decided to purchase two swimsuits from Indonesia which cost me around seventy plus only. Just imagine how much I saved rather than buying at Parkson or Jusco which cost me two hundreds over. The shipping cost is not that high and there's a few bank charges around RM11. In summary, I spent RM100 approximately for each swimsuit. I still saved RM200+ in total, see?

Alah membeli, menang memakai. (Tiba-tiba)

So yea, all of sudden I have 4 pairs of swimsuits. Duh.. I did not expect they would send me this soon. My colleagues who knew I ordered them were surprised. "Woi bukan baru aritu ke you order?"

Ok mari tukar topik.

Have you ever felt that at some point you noticed that you've changed?

I know people always say people change. But to realize that you've really changed? This is different.

We do mean there are memories we want to keep. I did mean it once. But somehow I'm not sure whether I still want to value what is past. Not everything precisely but to some extent, I realized I don't value some of my old memories anymore.

It does not mean I do not appreciate what I've been through. The past creates what you've become now.

But when my good old friend trying to pull the memories onto the surface, I said stop.

"I think you ought to know some things are no longer the same," I mumbled.

Surprised, she was. Of course. "What do you mean?"

"Don't bring back the memories."

It sounds like a warning. Like a sharp stab in the chest. But it's more like a request to my intention. I am not certain at first, whether I should really ask her to stop. For no particular reason. Am I being sensitive? I don't think so.

I knew she was slightly taken aback when I said that. I had no intention to hurt her. It was simply a request. So I explained. All the memories she wanted to raise about, the only part I want to keep is anything about her. Nothing else. She could not accept it. She was utterly confused.

"They are my past. I'm sorry but I don't feel like I want to know them anymore."

"Bad memories?" she questioned.

"No, they're not."

"You're being weird." I heard a sigh.

I apologized. Then I had to change the topic. It did not feel right anymore. To be talking about the "good ol' days". I really wished I could find the reason of this irrational emotion. The memories are still with me. But I'd rather push them deeper, like sinking them hundred feet underwater and when I want to find them, I couldn't because the sea is too wide and blue but still I know, they are somewhere down there being kept safely and peacefully, wishing that nothing would come to bother.

Oh God.

Colour me.

Today some things made me happy. Yes, things.

First, my friend who got back from India bought me two sarees which I adore so much! (If the weather is not so hot, I would probably sleep with them.)



The turqoise one looks very much like songket, don't you think? I can't wait to show them to my mother. I'll get her to choose one for her as promised.

Besides, she also bought me postcards from India. I asked her to buy around four to six pieces. Instead she handed over 19 pieces. So yea, I was really really excited. Note: I collect postcards just in case you don't know. Before she went back, our friend who is in India (he is Indian.) sent me an email to warn me by saying one of those postcards is quite interesting.

Since I know my friend that well, I could expect what he meant by 'interesting'. So yea I was correct. But I did expect something like Kamasutra by the way. Haha. The photo is hideous. Did not turn me on at all. Na-ah. But I'll keep it anyway.

No, don't bother asking. I am not going to upload it here of course.

Another friend of mine from India gave me this cute little snow globe of Taj Mahal. I laughed when I first saw it because it's so cute and it's from him.



What's more? A dress I bought from E-bay reached me today. Yeay! The sad part is it's a little over sized but nevermind that.

Oh well, I also received my credit card statement but that doesn't mean it's not a good news. I did not notice I didn't use my card for the whole month. No purchase was made under this latest statement. Coooll.

And oh yes, someone I don't know came to my workstation and dropped me a packet of snacks. That was nice.

So yea, things do make people happy.

Due to that, I'm gonna get a portable aircond soon. I can't stand the hot weather!!!!!

Thirst.

The tea I made today tasted blood.

I am half-way convinced I started to have fangs inside my mouth. I can feel them.. they're still growing and blunt. I know they are blunt because I feel them with the tip of my tongue and they haven't cut it so far. And no, I still couldn't stick an apple on them.

Sometimes when I am mad to someone, I feel like jerking his head off. With my mouth.

And sometimes when I dive too deep in the cold water and after I get to the surface to catch my breath, I sniff blood in my nostrils.

Is this because I started to continue my reading on Twilight series, or watch True blood series, or Edward Cullen is about to appear in my life taking care the rest of my future to be written into a new history no one would ever expect?

Or simply because I am no longer human?

Whatever the reason might be, I prefer the third one.

I better go and drain my cup to make another cup of blood. I mean tea. Of course.

Lov3 m3 t3nd3rly

For the quiz I mentioned in my previous entry, I got RM100 Jusco voucher as the prize.

I knew it. Previously I got Jusco vouchers during the annual dinner (eventhough I couldn't come because I was in Singapore), but I gave them all to my sister.

I was hoping to get MPH voucher anyway. Books would be great. MPH voucher is even better.

Well yeah, I'll think what to spend on later. A new goggle definitely..

About this swine flu going on, my colleague told me something about it.

Nor Syazwani M... eh jane ramiscal kene quarantin
Ayu Ay... haa kenape? h1n1 ke
Nor Syazwani M... haah
Nor Syazwani M... flight yg dia balik
Nor Syazwani M... ada org infected
Ayu Ay... lahhhhhhhhh
Nor Syazwani M... so tadi kemenritian kesihattan call
Nor Syazwani M... suh dia balik rumah
Nor Syazwani M... and quarantine
Ayu Ay... perghhhhhhhhh
Ayu Ay... dia xde tanda2 ke?
Nor Syazwani M... takder pulak
Nor Syazwani M... pagi td br jumper dia
Nor Syazwani M... huhuh
Nor Syazwani M... uhukk uhukk
Ayu Ay... ha kau..
Ayu Ay... uhuk2
Ayu Ay... tibe2 pulak kan

And so it happened to be a coincidence, when we went back from lunch, we saw a van from Ministry of Health. When we entered our office, two guys (one is a doctor. Tall.. not bad looking.. virus-free of course..) were waiting in front of the receptionist counter. The receptionist was not there.

"Dari kementerian kesihatan ke?" my friend simply asked while I was heading towards the counter to collect my parcel.

So yea, they were looking for Jane's supervisor. One of us went to look for her while the doctor took a seat.

"Berape kes dah?" I asked while signing the mail collection log book.

"Tujuh belas."

"Dia (Jane) dah balik dah.. ada orang call suruh dia balik," I said. My eyes were fixed on the brown parcel. Fuck yes, this must be my new swimsuit!

"Ar.. Saya lah yang call," answered the not-the-doctor.

"Kitorang ni camne? Takpe ke?" my friend asked. I could sense she was being concerned thinking Jane did come to the office this morning before she was called to go home immediately.

"Takpee," he replied enthusiastically. "Saya nii okk jee."

Hak alah....

I lost my interest and left the counter.But I did take a quick glance at the doctor though. I am having a flu, is there any chance he would notice?

"Dik, dik. Tunggu jap," suddenly he called so I stopped.

"Ye?" I answered with the softest voice I could create. It was not that easy, trust me.

"Awak tengah selsema ke?"

"Ha'ah."

"Batuk?"

"Yep."

"Sore throat?"

"Ten points."

"Tunggu jap boleh?"

"Of course!"

No. That was not what happened.

He was just looking at me and smiling.

Pfft~

By that time, my ex-boss appeared out of nowhere since Jane's supervisor was not around so I simply walked off, back to my desk. So did my friends.

"Apsal dia tak kuarantin je kita semua? 7 hari tu bebb. Kalau nak makan, mintak je, diorang bawakkan."

"Tu lah kan.. Uhuk uhukk, " I replied.

"Suruh lah dia check kita semua. Hehehehe~"

"Betul, betul. Uhuk huk huk~" I agreed.

"Uhuk huk huk," my friend followed.

Pretenders.

Unusual Me.

Just to prove how not busy I am since I've been transferred to a new team, I managed to participate a quiz conducted by Infrastructure Department. The quiz was quite tough. It's something I learned in my university year. So since it's been like ages ago, I had to google to get the answers and managed to get it done after two days digging tons of webs.

And yeah, I won.

Get on your knees and fight like a man!

Hari tu celebrate birthday padfoot with sHa dekat Sunway Pyramid, one of my favourite shopping malls. We had Chicken Hartz but none of us really ate that much. I drank a lot though.. the weather nowadays is freaking hot!

So yeah, it so happened they had this Movie Carnival sort of thing. We went there and found some movie heroes and villains. Too bad I didn't get the chance to snap a photo with Darth Vader, but sHa was lucky to get one. I couldn't stop staring at him and those white robots (What do they call them?? I'm not a Star Wars fan, that's because.) But they looked awesome... and ermm.. attractive in a way. Haha.

So yea.. let the photos do the talking. I'm too lazy.. *yawning* Oh well, I'm on MC tomorrow (again). It wasn't my intention though. I get sick quite easily when the weather is too hot. Yea, I better move to Forks (Twilight readers should know why).

The trophy, the gift.


padfoot looking so happy with her trophy.

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Me and shinizzle.

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padfoot with her gifts by shinizzle.


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Me with Hermione Granger.


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Me with I-wished-it's-the-real Harry Potter.


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Me with.. I have no idea who.

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My favourite. Me with Atuk gatal Kame from Dragonball.


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Me with Anakin Skywalker.

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Me with one of the Jack Sparrows.


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Me with.. uh, well..thinking, thinking..


You name them.

Wingardium Leviosa!

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More to come...
I promise.

...cause it's almost midnight and I'm tired and I'm working tomorrow and it's monday and it's so not cool.