Sunday.

He requested me to post a survey since I haven't answered for quite some time. Tak tau mana nak cilok survey, luckily miss lecturer ada post one survey in her blog, so darl.. I cilok ye!


Do you sing in the shower?
Sometimes. Bantai semua genre, ikut mood. Rock, asli, balada, sebut je.


What song?
Most are old songs.


Do you believe in love at first sight?
No, I don't. That's more like a crush.


What was the name of your first pet?
Tak boleh jawab la soalan ni cause some of my internet accounts are using this question for recovery question. But let me tell you something.. first pet saya adalah kura-kura.


What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
Hikayat Merong Mahawangsa. Damn good local movie and I am proud of it. Good job to everyone involved.


Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Both tak. Tak suka bangun pagi, dan tak larat nak stay up lewat malam.


If you could go anywhere in the world for a vacation, where would you go?
Portugal.


Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes especially when I'm driving.


What is your ringtone?
I'm an old skool person. I hate using songs as my ringtones. I always use classic tone and anything sound alike.


What curse word do you use the most?
Damn!


Flip flops or sneakers?
Sneakers. Flip flops are slippery. I hate them.


What color is your room?
Light blue.


How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
At least 6 hours.


Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
Kinda. But I'm not that kind of person who likes to correct other people. Diam je.


Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back?
On my side. Static. Pastu kebas.


What is your favorite TV show?
Banyak la. Grey's Anatomy, So You Think You Can Dance, etc (malas nak taip)


What is the weather like?
Panassssss.. Lepas tu, tiba-tiba hujan.


Are you shy around the opposite sex?
Not really.


How often do you remember your dreams?
I can't remember most of my dreams except those rare yet meaningful ones.


Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
That's what people do. I don't give a damn.

Itulah pentingnya English edukesyennn.

Bagi yang tengok Anugerah Bintang Popular Berita Harian bebaru ni, confirm tak boleh lupa adegan kelakar time Usop Wilcha announce pemenang Bintang Paling Popular. Memang pecah perut ketawa bertalu-talu. Aku sampai tergolek-golek atas katil dengan ibu yang tak jadi tidur sebab tak tahan nak tengok. 

(ok kantoi di situ I slept with my mom that night)

Shaheizy Sam, pemenang Bintang Paling Popular.

Anyway I personally think this is the best ABP I've ever watched. Sangat best lah. Cuma performance ada yang tak best, especially Shima + Ella + Alyah. Adui.. Sakit telinga dengar Alyah menyanyi. Lari habis. Baru kita sedar kan, lagu Ella tak semua orang boleh nyanyi. (dan Ella tak boleh nyanyi semua lagu haha)

Bulan ni bulan terakhir untuk semester ketiga ni. Wuhuuuu~~ Lepas tu rehat sampai September. Wuhuuu lagi dan lagi~~

Boleh lah ambil masa untuk turun jenguk kekawan kat KL kan.

Anyway pada Elya dan Izmi yang bakal melangsungkan majlis perkahwinan mereka Ahad ini, I'm truly sorry you guys.. Rasanya tak ada rezeki nak bertandang ke majlis korang. Sob sob. :(

Dan pada kawan-kawan yang bakal menghadiri majlis Faiz dan Mailal on 16th, apa kata anda singgah rumah sayeee jugeee.. ahaks. Tapi siang gwa tade. Kakakaka. Ade kelas. Malam tu ade. Kot ada yang nak tumpang tidur, boleh saje. Toksah buang duit ye sewa hotel segala.

Kenapa tiba-tiba rajin buat satu lagi entry ni? Atas permintaan seorang manusia manja. Hahah.

Ok lah.. ni ada jokes yang best. Enjoy!

Who says our English is bad? Just read below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point, effective etc.


WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS   
Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you  want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.   
Malaysians: No stock. 


RETURNING A CALL 
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago? 
Malaysians: Hello, who call?


ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY 
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way? 
Malaysians: S-kew me. 


WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY 
Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me. 
Malaysians: No need lah. 


WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION 
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door? 
Malaysians: (pointing at the door) Can ah? 


WHEN ENTERTAINING 
Britons: Please make yourself right at home. 
Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah! 


WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money. 
Malaysians: Where got? 


WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER 
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind. 
Malaysians: Don't want lah. 


IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION 
Britons: Err...Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue. 
Malaysians: You mad ah? 


WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE . 
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here. 
Malaysians: Shut up lah! 


WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU .. 
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you? 
Malaysians: See what, see what? 


WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION . 
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.. 
Malaysians: Die lah!! 


WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED 
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened? 
Malaysians: What happened ah? Why like that one lah? 


WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG 
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you. 
Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do! 


WHEN ONE IS ANGRY 
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me? 
Malaysians: Celaka you! 


Itulah pentingnya English edukesyennn!!

True friends do silly things together. In public.

My March.

Hiyarrkhhh~~~ *stretching gaya gorila mandul*

Banyaknye sawang kat blog saye ni. :P

To those who still visit my blog, thank you very much.

Bulan lepas bulan dugaan sebab banyak benda yang menyesakkan jiwa berlaku. Then I fell sick few times in a row.. Dari kena viral infection menyebabkan aku dapat MC empat hari (but hari ke-empat aku datang kerja :P ).. it was pretty bad, then aku bercuti ke Bandung dan Jakarta selama empat hari dalam keadaan kesihatan yang belum pulih.. but Alhamdulillah kat sana aku rasa sihat pulak. Hahaha. (cuma asthma sikit sebab Bandung tu agak sejuk. But doc dah supply steroids and some pills awal-awal so okay la.)

Balik tu.. aku terus diserang acute gastroentiritis, diarrhea dan muntah selama seminggu dan batuk kini dah berlanjutan sampai sebulan. Muntah phlegm containing blood twice dan nose bleeding jugak dua kali. Suara pun dah jadi cam bunyi motorbot. Garauuu. Grrr~~ Hahah.

Asthma pun datang lah few times. Kebetulan minggu lepas aku ada follow up asthma after two months. My doctor was frustrated with me cause he targeted I wouldn't use the reliever during that two months observation, but I used it like 7 times. He went "Oh my God..." when I told him about my recent health issues and lastly he said, "You didn't learn from your last appointment."

Aku pulak yang dipersalahkan. Caisss!!

I still have my cough though.. Pagi-pagi bangun sure first thing is vomit. Letih wo. Tu yang sampai luka kat dalam, sampai phlegm ada darah.

Anyway about my Bandung-Jakarta vacation, aku tak tau la nak kata best ke tak. Best sebab bercuti-cuti. But frankly speaking, Indonesia is not my kind of place.

Jakarta is a hectic place. So packed. Kebersihan dan trefik jam adalah masalah utama. Pastu pulak Jakarta ni bila hujan, air naik. Perghh. Kotornye.

Jakarta.

Nasi padang.

Nasi Uduk (macam Nasi Lemak)

Ada sekali ni tengah-tengah memerhati pemandangan masa on the way nak pergi Tanah Abang, tiba-tiba baik punya sorang mamat ni bukak seluar dan kencing kat pokok tepi jalan. Aku terus toleh kat ibu, "Ibu, ada orang marking his territory."

Ibu toleh, tersengih-sengih tengok then cakap "Itu dia siram baja tu.."

Aku argue, "Ni bukan baja, ibu. Ini racun perosak."

Kemudian, aku tengok pulak adegan peniaga membasuh pinggan mangkuk di parit besar. Air coklat kehitaman, dia boleh guna buat basuh pinggan ye. Tekak terus kembang, rasa nak muntah.

Tanah Abang.. what can I say.. I regretted going to that place and I shall never come again. I've heard about how crowded the place is.. So aku pun pergi la bagitau tourist guide tu before kitorang bertolak ke Jakarta. I said daripada pergi Tanah Abang tu, baik pergi Mangga Dua. Sama je but Mangga Dua is better walaupun tak sebesar Tanah Abang. Alaa.. Macam lah nak berjalan ke Tanah Abang tu satu bangunan! Takde sempatnya.

Tapi ye lah kan.. siapa lah aku pandai-pandai nak tukar tentative yang effectnya kepada berpuluh orang. Haha.

Akibatnya, tak sempat beli apa sangat pun. Cause we spent quite a long time at Masjid Istiqlal sebab nak tunggu Zohor lebih sejam then baru nak pergi lunch. Ikut kepala otak aku ni, kenapa la tak pergi makan je dulu, baru gi masjid. But sekali lagi, saya bukan tourist guide.

Masjid Istiqlal

Ade orang cakap ni "muka darjah enam".

Pasar Baru, Bandung.

Ibu tengah pilih lace. (Jangan tanye kenapa pakai baju kurung :P )

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Muka kepenatan yang teramat sangat.

Pastu flight nak balik ke Malaysia pulak.. tiba-tiba awal dua jam. Makanye, last day tu sempat pergi Gunung Tangkuban Perahu je.

Mount Tangkuban Perahu

Aku ni tak pandai shopping cam orang gila. I'm very choosy. First day of our trip tu I only bought one jeans. Tu je. Punye lah choosy kan padahal pergi fac outlet punya banyak. I din really shop pun... Akibatnya beratus ribu rupiah tak habis.

Tunggu semua orang lepas imigresen.

Ibu minum jamu. Yuckss.

Aku malas nak cerita details la apa aktiviti kitorang kat sana. Haha.

Somehow, it was a fun trip but if I ever want to go again, I want to make my own tentative. And no, I will never go to Jakarta again for vacation. Bali, maybe. Hahah.

Anyway banyak dugaan lately in my relationship with my *ehem ehem* (malu nak sebut. Apesal entah. haha). Termasuk kes orang ketiga yang cuba nak break our relationship. It was really hard. Broke down few times but he was the one who kept on supporting. Alhamdulillah.

Now I know how lucky I am.

Harapnya ada pengakhiran yang baik untuk kami. Doa-doakan lah. Amin.


p/s: Gambar semua ambil from Iphone dan di-edit guna Instagram. Gambar dalam camera malas nak edit. Haha.

Lovemaking Tips For Seniors.

1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember..

6. Use extra poly grip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act..

8. Make all the noise you want....the neighbors are deaf, too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.



'OLD' IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!' (hahahahahahaha..this is hilarious.)

'OLD' IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. (hahahahaha.. good one.)

'OLD' IS WHEN.... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police .

'OLD' IS WHEN.. 'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.

'OLD' IS WHEN... 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot..

'OLD' IS WHEN... An 'all nighters' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

'OLD' IS WHEN.... You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.

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Sorry for the lack of updates. Been falling sick regularly nowadays and was off to a trip to Bandung-Jakarta last week. Will update when I have time.

Take care, guys!