Bagi yang tengok Anugerah Bintang Popular Berita Harian bebaru ni, confirm tak boleh lupa adegan kelakar time Usop Wilcha announce pemenang Bintang Paling Popular. Memang pecah perut ketawa bertalu-talu. Aku sampai tergolek-golek atas katil dengan ibu yang tak jadi tidur sebab tak tahan nak tengok.
(ok kantoi di situ I slept with my mom that night)
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| Shaheizy Sam, pemenang Bintang Paling Popular. |
Anyway I personally think this is the best ABP I've ever watched. Sangat best lah. Cuma performance ada yang tak best, especially Shima + Ella + Alyah. Adui.. Sakit telinga dengar Alyah menyanyi. Lari habis. Baru kita sedar kan, lagu Ella tak semua orang boleh nyanyi. (dan Ella tak boleh nyanyi semua lagu haha)
Bulan ni bulan terakhir untuk semester ketiga ni. Wuhuuuu~~ Lepas tu rehat sampai September. Wuhuuu lagi dan lagi~~
Boleh lah ambil masa untuk turun jenguk kekawan kat KL kan.
Anyway pada Elya dan Izmi yang bakal melangsungkan majlis perkahwinan mereka Ahad ini, I'm truly sorry you guys.. Rasanya tak ada rezeki nak bertandang ke majlis korang. Sob sob. :(
Dan pada kawan-kawan yang bakal menghadiri majlis Faiz dan Mailal on 16th, apa kata anda singgah rumah sayeee jugeee.. ahaks. Tapi siang gwa tade. Kakakaka. Ade kelas. Malam tu ade. Kot ada yang nak tumpang tidur, boleh saje. Toksah buang duit ye sewa hotel segala.
Kenapa tiba-tiba rajin buat satu lagi entry ni? Atas permintaan seorang manusia manja. Hahah.
Kenapa tiba-tiba rajin buat satu lagi entry ni? Atas permintaan seorang manusia manja. Hahah.
Ok lah.. ni ada jokes yang best. Enjoy!
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No stock.
RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who call?
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me.
WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians: No need lah.
WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing at the door) Can ah?
WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah!
WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?
WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want lah.
IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err...Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad ah?
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE .
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU ..
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?
WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION .
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment..
Malaysians: Die lah!!
WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: What happened ah? Why like that one lah?
WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.
Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do!
WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?
Malaysians: Celaka you!
Itulah pentingnya English edukesyennn!!
True friends do silly things together. In public.
2 comments:
wah..skali 3 citer dlm 1 hari eh :p
icun pun kalah..huhu
lawak seh abp..bila masuk blog2..sumer dok perkatakan hal yg sama..penangan hantu mak limah mmg the best arr
haha. mane pulak.. yang first tu, lain hari la. :)
ha'a lawak.. dah sure ramai komen dalam blog masing2. tu malas cite panjang sangat. haha.
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