Wednesday, January 28, 2009

You're not crazy, you just make everyone crazy.


You are deeply stressed at work when :-

1. you start throwing crumpled papers at your colleagues without warning.

2. you slide your chair when your colleague passes by your desk to block his way.

3. you laugh and laugh eventhough you have tons of work that seem impossible to be completed.

4. you call your colleague using other people's name.

5. you call your colleague for no reason and when he answers you back, you say "nothing. for fun."

6. you start having dirty chit-chat with your colleague about other co-workers and make fun of it eventhough you know the instant messaging is being monitored by the management.

7. you go for a team dinner with all your colleagues and you intentionally leave out your boss but somehow you ask him, "do you know where are they going for the dinner?"

8. your desk is full of white papers containing your urgent tasks to be completed and all you can think is, "paper wastage".

9. you talk your own mothertongue when you're dealing with non-local colleagues just because you feel tired talking in English.

10. you remember more of their tasks assigned instead of their names when you look at their faces.

11. you freak out whenever one of your colleagues gets up from his desk, praying hard he is not coming over to your place asking for assistance.

12. you are still in the office eventhough the aircond has been shut down without you noticing it.

13. you flirt because you need some kind of motivation.

14. you will think they are crazy if they walk off from the office before 7.


Those are what happened to me and my team over the last few weeks..


And let me show you some of other people who have the same degree of insanity as mine and how they deal with it.















Anyway, today I am lucky to receive :-

1. Ang pow.
2. Chinese New Year cookies.
3. Chocolate cake.


Now who wants to buy Yee Sang for me?

credits : the office for the pix.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

good entry.at least make my day better.......aghhh byk keje....huhuhu!

@yU said...

wee.. bizi jugak ke, incik bern?
:)

keje rerajin okeh!

hati tgh senang, mesti senang nk keje.. hehehehe.

Anonymous said...

you call your colleague using other people's name.

tu bkn mmg habit ko ker? hehehe

btw I likelikelike pic #6

@yU said...

hahaha..
kalu aku yg panggil, mmg common la.
tp bila ofismet aku yg lelain pun terjangkit, masalah..masalah..

Anonymous said...

aku jarang panggil using other people's name... tapi kekdg tu cam blank nk panggil name. Padahal tau jerk name. Hahaha.

@yU said...

ngiahahaa.. that's obviously better anyway.

baru td ofismet aku pecah perut bila aku salah panggil orang..her name is mei mei.. tapi aku panggil "lui".

ape kes~

Anonymous said...

i'm not crazy...i'm just lazy..haha

@yU said...

uiks..bahye jugak tu.