Intensive Care Unit

Recently, my company's mega project was launched and the first week after launching is called ICU week. Me and my teammate, Janna had to do on-site support at the headquarters located somewhere near Jalan Bukit Bintang.

It was a tough week, really tough due to the heavy workload, assisting people, fixing bugs and supporting until night.. Until we felt we were really in ICU and our brains went haywired.


Selepas encounter masalah rumit berpunca dari CM (an application)..
Janna : Cuba tanya Lim.. maybe dia tau.
Ayu : Problem la CM ni.. heee..
Janna : ...
Ayu : Call CM.
Janna : Call Lim.. camna nak call CM?


Selepas tapau J.Co kt Pavillion dan balik ke ofis..
Janna : Ayu nak makan donut guna apa?
Ayu : Pensel.


Selepas berangan dengan seorang ofismet yang hensem..
Ayu : Amboi suka la tu.
Janna : Mesti laa suke.. Nanti bole jumpe dia bila dah balik ke dot90~
Ayu : Err.. J-
Janna : Ee.. tak sabar nak balik ke dot90.
Ayu : Honey, dot90 is our server.


Ketika berborak pasal makanan akibat kelaparan yang tidak semena-mena.
Ayu : Ayu appreciate home-made cakes.
Janna : Ye ke?
Ayu : A'a.. sebab Ayu tak pandai baking.. So Ayu memang.. Ayu memang...
Janna : Ayu memang kek.
Ayu : Thanks, Janna. That's really helpful.


Setelah terasa ingin berkongsi sesuatu rahsia..
Ayu : Ayu bawak selotape. Percaya tak?
Janna : Dalam bilik ni, takde orang nak gune selotape.
Ayu : Fine..
(after 30 seconds)
Janna : Ayu, pinjam selotape.


Ketika sibuk berdiskusi di dalam online conference dengan teammates..
Ayu : Eh, cuba tengok central chat.. baca komen si Edit..Edit.. sapa nama
pompuan ni? Jiewen.
Janna : Lelaki, Yu.


Setelah musykil tentang satu department di tingkat 16..
Ayu : Itu apa? Policy Services ke?
Janna : Donut..


Ketika berebut hotties..
Janna : Ayu amik sisa-sisa Janna.
Ayu : Eh, Janna pun sama jer.
Janna : Eh, manade. Ye ke?
Ayu : Ayu kan dulu suka dia.
Janna : Sekejap je.. Sehari ke dua hari je.
Ayu : Eh. Seminggu tau.
Janna : OK fine. Lamanyaa!


Bila di awang-awangan kerana seekor hotty..
Ayu : Indahnya dunia sampai rasa nak makan kulit kuaci ni.
Janna : Gila.


Ayu : Apa yang kawan Janna setasul tu?
Janna : Siapa yang tersasul sekarang ni?


Kira-kira pukul lapan malam..
Ayu : What are you eating?
Gawry : Burger..
Ayu : Only burger for dinner??
Gawry : Erm.. yea.. what about you?
Ayu : Maggie.


Ketika sedang terlampau kusyuk menumpu skrin komputer, terdengar bunyi bising di sekitar workstation, berpunca dari team LA..
LA 1 : Duud!
LA 2 : Duud? Dad lah.
LA 3 : D-U-D. Dad lah!
LA 2 : D-U-D-E. Duudd!
LA 4 : No, Diudd.
LA 1 came to the whiteboard and wrote, 'Dud. Dude.'
LA 1 : Now the first one is Dad?
LA 3 : Yes. Dad!
LA 2 : Second one is Duud.
LA 4 : Diiiudd!
LA 1 : Duud!
Ayu : So whatever.


Ketika mereka sibuk berkongsi minat mengenai filem-filem fiksyen antarabangsa..
LA 1 : Have you watched Lord of The Rings?
LA 2 : No, I don't like Lord of The Rings.
LA 1 : Hey, the movies are good. You should read the books too.
LA 2 : Nah, I can't follow the story.
LA 3 : How about Harry Potter?
LA 2 : That one is nice.
LA 1 : What's the one coming soon, Half Blood..?
LA 2 : Half Blood Prince.
LA 1 : I think it's Half Blooded Prince.
LA 2 : Half Blooded? Half Blood I think.
LA 1 : Half Blooded Prince.
LA 2 : Half Blood or Half Blooded Prince??
(At this point, I had enough. It's my favourite book they're talking about.)
Ayu : HALF BLOOD PRINCE!
LA 1 & 2 : Ok.



p/s: more coming up soon..